Narlabwandobtofwitmetflab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil bee.

Narlabwandobtofwitmetflab created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlabwandobtofwitmetflab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Narlabwandobtofwitmetflab, it will destroy your home planet.

Narlabwandobtofwitmetflab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Narlabwandobtofwitmetflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Always stare at clouds.