Kopmonfarfarn is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous sheep.

Kopmonfarfarn created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kopmonfarfarn, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kopmonfarfarn, it will turn you into a rock.

Kopmonfarfarn's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kopmonfarfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.