Sasbinyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unfair badger.

Sasbinyarl created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasbinyarl, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sasbinyarl, she will turn you into a frog.

Sasbinyarl's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sasbinyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sasbinyarl's priests.

2. Sasbinyarl loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not take Sasbinyarl's name in vain.