Somxucgam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving ferret.

Somxucgam created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Somxucgam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Somxucgam, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Somxucgam's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Somxucgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.