Cetbafdimtadfigcemtal is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud shark.

Cetbafdimtadfigcemtal created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cetbafdimtadfigcemtal, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cetbafdimtadfigcemtal, she will strike you with lightening.

Cetbafdimtadfigcemtal's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cetbafdimtadfigcemtal's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Hide if four snakes approach from the west.

3. Run away if six foxes approach from the east.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always help whales.