Arfquillbell is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful swan.

Arfquillbell created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfquillbell, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arfquillbell, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Arfquillbell's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Arfquillbell's Holy Commandments

1. Arfquillbell loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not take Arfquillbell's name in vain.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.