Gudgumbarnsinnatdamlunyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, benevolent crocodile.

Gudgumbarnsinnatdamlunyarl created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudgumbarnsinnatdamlunyarl, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gudgumbarnsinnatdamlunyarl, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gudgumbarnsinnatdamlunyarl's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gudgumbarnsinnatdamlunyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never paint your face violet.

5. Never feed garlic to grasshopers while wearing black boots.