Rotbamlistcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, stupid frog.

Rotbamlistcuss created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotbamlistcuss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rotbamlistcuss, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rotbamlistcuss' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Rotbamlistcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Erect five zinc sculptures of Rotbamlistcuss on top of important buildings.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. You must pray to Rotbamlistcuss seven times a day.