Gebsintun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent fairy.

Gebsintun created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebsintun, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gebsintun, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gebsintun's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gebsintun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Never talk about doves.