Wanbidweg is a god.
It takes the form of a small, blissful
spider.
Wanbidweg created time and space seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Wanbidweg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Wanbidweg, it will turn you into a frog.
Wanbidweg's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Wanbidweg's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat bananas.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Wanbidweg.
3. Do not eat coconuts.
4. Never talk about cats.
5. Hide if six ants approach from the south.