Voghotgum is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unjust dove.

Voghotgum created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voghotgum, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Voghotgum, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Voghotgum's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Voghotgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Never skip in the presence of rats.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.