Fosshimfum is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, irritating camel.

Fosshimfum created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosshimfum, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fosshimfum, it will destroy your home planet.

Fosshimfum's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fosshimfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.