Yarprotkop is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring butterfly.

Yarprotkop created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yarprotkop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarprotkop, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yarprotkop's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yarprotkop's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yarprotkop.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.