Lenpibdab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate elephant.

Lenpibdab created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenpibdab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lenpibdab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Lenpibdab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Lenpibdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of great tits.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.