Cintadtan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, kind ant.

Cintadtan created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cintadtan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cintadtan, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cintadtan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cintadtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to great tits while wearing blue coats.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not stand on grass.