Voggutmin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart meerkat.

Voggutmin created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Voggutmin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Voggutmin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Voggutmin's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Voggutmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Respect your elders.