Vilpopfet is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, contented rat.

Vilpopfet created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilpopfet, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vilpopfet, he will send minions to preach to you.

Vilpopfet's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vilpopfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never paint your chest pink.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Never talk about fire.