Gidjonget Cutvabyart is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty raven.

Gidjonget Cutvabyart created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidjonget Cutvabyart, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gidjonget Cutvabyart, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gidjonget Cutvabyart's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gidjonget Cutvabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.