Bigzoghak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, proud pigeon.

Bigzoghak created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigzoghak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bigzoghak, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bigzoghak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bigzoghak's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.