Gampopgod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental dugong.

Gampopgod created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gampopgod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gampopgod, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gampopgod's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gampopgod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.