Henfidjop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unsympathetic turtle.

Henfidjop created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Henfidjop, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Henfidjop, she will turn you into a duck.

Henfidjop's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Henfidjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Henfidjop.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Henfidjop must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.