Flygatwit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking elephant.

Flygatwit created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flygatwit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flygatwit, it will turn you into a rock.

Flygatwit's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Flygatwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not commit murder.