Pigmifcar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing wyvern.

Pigmifcar created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigmifcar, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pigmifcar, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pigmifcar's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pigmifcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Pigmifcar loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pigmifcar.

5. Never look at black holes.