Butcadjabgofmifcen Nurrillbop is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental cat.

Butcadjabgofmifcen Nurrillbop created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butcadjabgofmifcen Nurrillbop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Butcadjabgofmifcen Nurrillbop, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Butcadjabgofmifcen Nurrillbop's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Butcadjabgofmifcen Nurrillbop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three gulls approach from the south.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat green fruit.