Caphubbusnadflab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced walrus.

Caphubbusnadflab created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Caphubbusnadflab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Caphubbusnadflab, he will turn you into a rock.

Caphubbusnadflab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Caphubbusnadflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must pray to Caphubbusnadflab seven times a day.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Caphubbusnadflab loves geese, so they must be honoured.