Busxingup Stanfossvonk is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring hyena.

Busxingup Stanfossvonk created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busxingup Stanfossvonk, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Busxingup Stanfossvonk, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Busxingup Stanfossvonk's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Busxingup Stanfossvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Put Busxingup Stanfossvonk first in all things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Pray towards the south.