Fighogtap Kabfatlig Targhakkom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable owl.

Fighogtap Kabfatlig Targhakkom created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fighogtap Kabfatlig Targhakkom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fighogtap Kabfatlig Targhakkom, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fighogtap Kabfatlig Targhakkom's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fighogtap Kabfatlig Targhakkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.