Bensasdad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic rhinoceros.

Bensasdad created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bensasdad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bensasdad, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bensasdad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bensasdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not take Bensasdad's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help grasshopers.