Sidwipzakcutbod is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome crocodile.

Sidwipzakcutbod created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidwipzakcutbod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sidwipzakcutbod, she will turn you into a mole.

Sidwipzakcutbod's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sidwipzakcutbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Worship no other gods but Sidwipzakcutbod.