Dudxuckfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful donkey.

Dudxuckfly created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudxuckfly, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dudxuckfly, it will turn you into a tree.

Dudxuckfly's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Dudxuckfly's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never feed strawberries to ants while wearing fawn ear rings.