Narhublat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous raccoon.

Narhublat created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Narhublat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narhublat, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Narhublat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Narhublat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never paint your neck orange.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not hurt dogs.