Ladbumcim is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, wise cat.

Ladbumcim created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ladbumcim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ladbumcim, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ladbumcim's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ladbumcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never bounce in the presence of pigs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.