Arfabpit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, fast giraffe.

Arfabpit created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfabpit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arfabpit, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Arfabpit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Arfabpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Retreat if six rats approach from the north.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help sick porpoises.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.