Cubnurtfot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful butterfly.

Cubnurtfot created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubnurtfot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cubnurtfot, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cubnurtfot's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cubnurtfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.