Tarbessflamvan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless deer.

Tarbessflamvan created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarbessflamvan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tarbessflamvan, he will remove you from existence.

Tarbessflamvan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tarbessflamvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tarbessflamvan.

4. You must pray to Tarbessflamvan three times a day.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.