Gatsis is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, cheerful centaur.

Gatsis created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatsis, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gatsis, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gatsis' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gatsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never paint your head orange.

5. Do not make images of living things.