Mobdidtig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, boastful rhinoceros.

Mobdidtig created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobdidtig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mobdidtig, it will turn you into a worm.

Mobdidtig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Mobdidtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Mobdidtig loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.