Yattflapsigflig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate snake.

Yattflapsigflig created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattflapsigflig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yattflapsigflig, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Yattflapsigflig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Yattflapsigflig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never sing in the presence of capybaras.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.