Monriljen is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic lion.

Monriljen created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monriljen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Monriljen, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Monriljen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Monriljen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five lead sculptures of Monriljen on top of important buildings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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