Captunkar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, passionate whale.

Captunkar created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Captunkar, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Captunkar, he will not invite you to parties.

Captunkar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Captunkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away if seven eagles approach from the west.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.