Podvinmif is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, compassionate butterfly.

Podvinmif created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Podvinmif, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Podvinmif, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Podvinmif's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Podvinmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never hurt gulls.