Lad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, clever jellyfish.

Lad created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lad, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Lad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.