Kipnarlquag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless chicken.

Kipnarlquag created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipnarlquag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kipnarlquag, he will strike you with lightening.

Kipnarlquag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kipnarlquag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.