Flannurlvon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, vain snail.

Flannurlvon created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flannurlvon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flannurlvon, it will manifest in front of you.

Flannurlvon's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Flannurlvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Never feed wheat to foxes while wearing blue stockings.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.