Bonkmilbam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering crow.

Bonkmilbam created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkmilbam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bonkmilbam, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bonkmilbam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bonkmilbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.