Tafgubgamrannellpomsan is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, idiotic
otter.
Tafgubgamrannellpomsan created a down quark two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tafgubgamrannellpomsan, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Tafgubgamrannellpomsan, he will jump up and down on your head.
Tafgubgamrannellpomsan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Tafgubgamrannellpomsan's Holy Commandments1. Run away if five nematodes approach from the north.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.
5. Never talk about fire.