Gumgumrul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sage naga.

Gumgumrul created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumgumrul, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gumgumrul, she will torture you forever.

Gumgumrul's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gumgumrul's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never wear gray shirts.

5. Never jump in the presence of mice.