Quatripbon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish alligator.

Quatripbon created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatripbon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quatripbon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Quatripbon's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Quatripbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Worship no other gods but Quatripbon.