Flyfaggil is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, irritating lizard.

Flyfaggil created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyfaggil, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flyfaggil, he will manifest in front of you.

Flyfaggil's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Flyfaggil's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.