Nellibzag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, loving grasshopper.

Nellibzag created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellibzag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nellibzag, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nellibzag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nellibzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat rice.